“WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship”
I almost did a Starbucks spit-take when I read that one this morning….on a chick’s car.
Overheard at the Arapahoe County DMV
June 16th, 2009
I’m sitting on the church-style wooden pews right in front of a forty-something straight out of a biker movie - West Coast Choppers T-shirt, leather thong around his thinning long hair, leather jacket, pants, boots; a hard looking dude. His twenty-years-ago self walks in and sits down next to him.
“Hey man.”
“Hey. Sorry I’m late. This lady at the ATM heard me talking to you, you know, heard me apologizing for being late? Then she totally took her time. She made three extra transactions on purpose, I know she did. People can be ruthless.”
“Man, that’s rough, but it’s ok, you’re here now. No worries.”
It just goes to show you.
If it doesn’t, I don’t know what does.